air traffic control - Texas style

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Wednesday, 10-Jan-2007 21:27:12

Dallas ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911--You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R."

Iran Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R --Allah be Praised."

Dallas ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711--You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R."

Iran Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R.- -Allah is Great."

Pause: Static.............

Saudi Air: "DALLAS ATC! DALLAS ATC!"

Dallas ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?"

Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE!
INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!"

Dallas ATC: "Well bless your hearts. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah 'hey' for us -- ya hear?"

Post 2 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Wednesday, 10-Jan-2007 23:51:50

Woe. Love it.

Bob

Post 3 by dream lady (move over school!) on Tuesday, 30-Jan-2007 3:04:56

(laughing really hard)